July 2012
wellpoopstoyou:
“Betta fish come from shallow puddl-“
“Bettas should only be fed once a wee-“
“Breeding bettas is easy and you make lots of money-“
“You dont have to change the water very ofte-“
“They’re just stupid fish who cares”
Oh tumblr you jealous mistress you...
I need to do work dammit! Stop being so fucking alluring.
Uhh...
undergroundpenguinsarerad:
Cardassians…Kardashians….I knew they were aliens.
This shit is insulting to Cardassians. That being said, I always think of Cardassians when I hear “Kardashian”. lol
fuckyeahfancygoldfish:
Two goldfish were in their tank.
One turns to the other and says, “You man the guns, I’ll drive.”
Non-thematic entry
adulting:
This is my mother’s cat, Queenie. Queenie has some neurological disabilities, and as such, her tongue always sticks out. Also, her tail works in sporadic, unpredictable ways, and her growth is stunted, so she’s kind of large kitten size.
Queenie is far and away the most popular, best-loved member of the family, and it felt selfish to keep her to myself.
For those who sighed a deep sigh when they walked...
adulting:
If, like me, you wondered to yourself how/why you live like this when you walked into your messy, messy apartment tonight, do the following:
1. Pick five songs you really really like and find motivating. (I say make one Daft Punk’s Harder Better Faster Stronger, but it’s up to you)
2. Start picking things up. Once something is in your hand, the only place it can go is to its home in...
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